算命小品:谁有赵本山那个《算命》小品的完整剧

英语短剧TheFoxandtheTiger（狐假虎威)T---TigerF---FoxR---RabbitB---BirdFr---FrogB----BearTiger:I’magreattiger.I’mverystrong.I’mverybrave.I’mthekingoftheforest.ButnowI’mveryhungry.Imustfindsth.toeatatonce,orI’lldieimmediately.Oh,there’snothinghere.Andhereisnothing,either.Oh,Iwanttohavearest.(Sleepsoundly)Fox:I’mafox.Youcansee,I’mprettyandlovely.I’mgoodatcheating0andtellinglies.JustnowIcheatedacrewoutofapieceofmeat.Mm,Mm,Mm.Howdeliciousitis!Tiger:Ah,afox.Agoodmeal.Ah,agoodmeal.Fox:Oh,myGod!WhatshouldIdoYes,Ihaveagoodidea.Yes,agoodidea.Hello!Tigersister!HowareyouTiger:Notsogood.I’mveryhungrynow.Iwanttoeatyou.Fox:Oh,mydear!Howdareyousaythat!I’mthekingoftheforest!I’mthekingoftheforest!Ifyouwanttoeatme,Iwillletyoudierightnow.Tiger:Sheistheking.Sheischeatingme.Ican’tbeliveher.I’mthekingoftheforesthere.Fox:Ifyoudon’tbelieveme,justfollowmeandseewhoisthekingoftheforest.Tiger:Ok.Let’sgo.Rabbit:I’marabbit.Iliketoeataturnip.Ah,abigturnip.Oh!It’stoohard.Ican’tpullitout.Bird:I’mabird.Rabbit:Hi!Bird:Hi!Whataredoinghere,MissRabbitCanIhelpyouRabbit:Yes,please.Frog:I’mafrog.Hello!WhatareyoudoinghereWhatcanIdoforyouR&B:Yes,eon!Frog:Ok!I’ming!Bear:I’mabigbrownbear.Hello,everyone!WhatareyoudoinghereR,B&F:Comeon!Comeon!Mr.Bear!Youaresostrong.Pleaseehere.Thereisabigturnip.Weareallpulingitout.Pleaseeandhelpus.Bear:Ok!I’ming.Fox:Hello,Bear!Bear:Hi,Fox.Oh,atiger!(runaway)Fox:Hello,Frog!Frog:Hi,Fox.Oh,atiger!(runaway)Fox:Hello,Bird!Bird:Hi,Fox.Oh,atiger!(runaway)Fox:Hello,Rabbit!Rabbit:Hi,Fox.Oh,atiger!(runaway)Fox:Tiger,Now,yousee.Theyaresofrightened!Theyallrunaway!Tiger:Yes,youareright.It’strue.I’mverysorry.Youarethekingoftheforest.That’sallright.Iwillrunaway.Heistheking.Heistheking.Fox:Wa!Thereisabigturnip.Now,theturnipbelongstome.

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英语短剧TheFoxandtheTiger（狐假虎威)T---TigerF---FoxR---RabbitB---BirdFr---FrogB----BearTiger:I’magreattiger.I’mverystrong.I’mverybrave.I’mthekingoftheforest.ButnowI’mveryhungry.Imustfindsth.toeatatonce,Iwanttohavearest.(Sleepsoundly)Fox:Mm.Howdeliciousitis!Tiger:afox.Agoodmeal.Ah,Notsogood.I’mveryhungrynow.Iwanttoeatyou.Fox:mydear!Sheistheking.Sheischeatingme.Ican’tbeliveher.I’mthekingoftheforesthere.Fox:justfollowmeandseewhoisthekingoftheforest.Tiger:Ok.Let’sgo.Rabbit:I’marabbit.Iliketoeataturnip.Ah,abigturnip.Oh!It’stoohard.Ican’tpullitout.Bird:WhatareyoudoinghereWhatcanIdoforyouR&B:Yes,eon!Comeon!Mr.Bear!Ok!I’ming.Fox:Bear!Bear:Frog!Frog:Bird!Bird:Hello,Rabbit!Rabbit:Hi,(runaway)Fox:Tiger,Now,yousee.Theyaresofrightened!Tiger:Yes,youareright.It’strue.I’mverysorry.Youarethekingoftheforest.That’sallright.Iwillrunaway.Heistheking.Heistheking.Fox:Wa!Thereisabigturnip.Now,theturnipbelongstome.

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